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now, to make your wish come true, you HAVE to follow these instructions or else something very bad will happen.

Nope, you can't leave now? you're locked into your wish, so listen up or face the consequences!!!!!!!!

now... if you don't send this to 65,321 people in the next 5 minutes your pet dog is going to get kidnapped and sold to a bunch of pirates, where he'll dutifully work hard acococococococococoooond slowly rise among the ranks of his fellow shipmates until he gains the respect of the lead captain to become his right-hand-man(dog?) and when the captain is inevitably killed during some bloody battle with rival crews your dog will be forced to take on the captain's responsibility and unite his crewmacicocococococoaocoaoctes against the common enemy to shift the tide (hahahaha get it??like the ocean tide) of the battle and lead the war agacocococococinst the evil skull brigade in the quest for the cursed ruby crown once worn by a king long long ago but was lost at sea after the royacocococococoooocococococococococol ship was sunken and raided by pirates (not your dog's pirates) and probably buried in some evil skull shaped island (no affiliation to the evil skull brigade) at the edge of the (flat) earth?
Also, your entire family will get cocococoocooocoooooococococatsomecococoopoint during your dog's character arc.

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