HEY! hey you! keep scrolling

make a wish?

C'mon, go ahead and make a wish??

oh please.... that's embarrassing?? they would never go out with you

oh, not that?? wish something else silly

you're really bad at this, huh?

keep thinking...

quickly??? you're taking too long >:C

are you sick of scrolling yet?

STOP????

ok this was fun? hope you made a good wish

now, to make your wish come true, you HAVE to follow these instructions or else something very bad will happen.

Nope, you can't leave now? you're locked into your wish, so listen up or face the consequences!!!!!!!!

now... if you don't send this to 65,321 people in the next 5 minutes your pet dog is going to get kidnapped and sold to a bunch of pirates, where he'll dutifully work hard and slowly rise among the ranks of his fellow shipmates until he gains the respect of the lead captain to become his right-hand-man(dog?) and when the captain is inevitably killed during some bloody battle with rival crews your dog will be forced to take on the captain's responsibility and unite his crewmates against the common enemy to shift the tide (hahahaha get it??like the ocean tide) of the battle and lead the war against the evil skull brigade in the quest for the cursed ruby crown once worn by a king long long ago but was lost at sea after the royal ship was sunken and raided by pirates (not your dog's pirates) and probably buried in some evil skull shaped island (no affiliation to the evil skull brigade) at the edge of the (flat) earth?

Also, your entire family will get murdered at some point during your dog's character arc.

Ready? Now here's how it goes:

Send this to 1 person and your pet dog is going to get kidnapped and sold to a bunch of pirates, where he'll dutifully work hard and slowly rise among the ranks of his fellow shipmates until he gains the respect of the lead captain to become his right-hand-man(dog?) and when the captain is inevitably killed during some bloody battle with rival crews your dog will be forced to take on the captain's responsibility and unite his crewmates against the common enemy to shift the tide (hahahaha get it??like the ocean tide) of the battle and lead the war against the evil skull brigade in the quest for the cursed ruby crown once worn by a king long long ago but was lost at sea after the royal ship was sunken and raided by pirates (not your dog's pirates) and probably buried in some evil skull shaped island (no affiliation to the evil skull brigade) at the edge of the (flat) earth!
Send this to 2-5 people and your pet dog is going to get kidnapped and sold to a bunch of pirates, where he'll dutifully work hard and slowly rise among the ranks of his fellow shipmates until he gains the respect of the lead captain to become his right-hand-man(dog?) and when the captain is inevitably killed during some bloody battle with rival crews your dog will be forced to take on the captain's responsibility and unite his crewmates against the common enemy to shift the tide (hahahaha get it??like the ocean tide) of the battle and lead the war against the evil skull brigade in the quest for the cursed ruby crown once worn by a king long long ago but was lost at sea after the royal ship was sunken and raided by pirates (not your dog's pirates) and probably buried in some evil skull shaped island (no affiliation to the evil skull brigade) at the edge of the (flat) earth?
Send this to 10-15 people and your pet dog is going to get kidnapped and sold to a bunch of pirates, where he'll dutifully work hard and slowly rise among the ranks of his fellow shipmates until he gains the respect of the lead captain to become his right-hand-man(dog?) and when the captain is inevitably killed during some bloody battle with rival crews your dog will be forced to take on the captain's responsibility and unite his crewmates against the common enemy to shift the tide (hahahaha get it??like the ocean tide) of the battle and lead the war against the evil skull brigade in the quest for the cursed ruby crown once worn by a king long wait whats going on whats going on whats going on long ago but was lost at sea after the royal ship was sunken and raided by pirates (not your dog's pirates) and probably buried in some evil skull shaped island (no affiliation to the evil skull brigade) at the edge of the (flat) earth!
Send this to 25-65,321 people and every wish you made will come true, even the em br asssing one?

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